This shirt:
The ancient Romans made beautiful dye using the glands of rare sea snails, but things are more simple these days. Here we create by breeding gargantuan aubergines, rolling the skins into fabric and shooting them into the sun with rockets.
The solar-blasted remains fall to Earth tinged with hints of spicy orange, and are collected by teams of cyborgs who then fashion them into the exquisite shirt forms you see here. Easy.
